aaaaa precious Legion
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
hello my baby
hello my honey
hello my ragtime gal
This kid was a toaster for Halloween
oh for crust’s sake
Wheat try for better jokes but it’s late.
We’d butter stop while we’re a-bread
what do you think you’ll grain with all these jokes
I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.
He brought it to school today and I’m just-
is all of that
wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS