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Fenris’s  evasive maneuvers


*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*



What Cat Behaviors Actually Mean

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I find that rolling around and showing their belly is very often, a cat’s way of saying “touch my belly and I’ll take a chunk out of your hand mother fucker” 

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warden: no one else could have been the hero of ferelden

hawke: no one else wanted to be the champion of kirkwall

inquisitior: you guys fucked up thedas and now my hand is all glowy what the fuck guys


replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time



aveline: my mother is long dead

isabela: my mother is also long dead

anders: i have to assume my mother is also long dead

fenris: i have no memories of my mother

merrill: i am a motherless outcast and some shit went down and now my mother figure is pretty dead

sebastian: what happened to my mother was murder!

varric: oh boy do i have issues with my alcoholic mother

hawke: well i don’t know what’s wrong with you guys my mother is just fi—

hawke: shit



please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.